Seriously though if any of you ever recognize me in public you better approach me it is now expected of you
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when people spell his name “hannible” or “lector” or “lectar” it makes me want to pry my eyeballs out with my fingernails and run around screaming
I’m the inarticulate man that tries. I’m a pretty good example of true human frailty. I don’t really have all the answers, I have very few of the answers. But for some reason, somehow, I make it.
Happy birthday James Stewart (May 20, 1908 – July 2, 1997)
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i went to barnes and noble today and bought this :’) yes good my clint collection is growing
it included pics ive never seen before and theyre beautiful let me say
also i bought a doctor who figurine for 4 dollars and am regretting it because it wasn’t worth it lol
i have to go to a birthday party at 9:00 tomorrow morning
heh good night then :’)
one time i was downloading the 4.6 GB discography of one of my favorite bands and i waited for like three hours and when i opened it it was full of gay porn and a .txt file that said “haha trolled u”
but the jokes on them
i love gay porn
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